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February 08 2018

15:42
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Splitting Slope Streaks via NASA http://ift.tt/2EcMFBx

15:17

shortywitdafourty:

thesongstressx3:

thefandomlover2002:

pussyprlnt:

queengreendown:

“We never kneeewwwww…”

Lmaooo I love these

U N M U T E

🤣😂😂

LMFAOOO

15:15

meowmonk:

siobhanblank:

siobhanblank:

All these beauty standards for women and there are men out her who think wiping their ass is optional

fellas is it gay to have an ass you’re literally touching a dude’s ass at all times idk seems a little home of error ticks to me 🤔

Please tell me this was an Onion article. PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS AN ONION ARTICLE. GUYS, PLEASE.

15:13
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xenas-art:

I don’t know what pose I would use for Mini Hanzo 🤔✍🏻

Instagriam: xenas.art
Twitter: xenasart

15:12
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mogthesleepyhead:

Yiga, you’re embarrassing yourself

February 07 2018

16:42
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Columbus: Celebrating 10 Years of Science on Station via NASA http://ift.tt/2nJ2424

February 06 2018

19:28

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

sicut-anima:

haiku-robot:

dorito-and-pinetree:

galahadwilder:

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting

i know this isn’t part
of my blogs theme but like this
is interesting



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What species hunts dragons for sport?

What species glorifies the slaughter of dragons as the sport of kings?

What species are you?

Holy shit.

19:25

jeneelestrange:

incorrectdiscworldquotes:

tilthat:

TIL of the “Tiffany Problem”. Tiffany is a medieval name—short for Theophania—from the 12th century. Authors can’t use it in historical or fantasy fiction, however, because the name looks too modern. This is an example of how reality is sometimes too unrealistic.

via reddit.com

“Authors can’t use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We’ll see about that…”

–Terry Pratchett, probably

Try to implement anything but a conservative’s sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time. 

There was a literaly fad in the 1890′s for nipple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding–there’s LOTS of doctors’ writing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast’s ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay
Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY

16:42
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December 2006: Constructing the Space Station via NASA http://ift.tt/2BHlv4a

15:42
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Shuttle Discovery Crew’s First Spacewalk of STS-116 Mission via NASA http://ift.tt/2nNSdXU

00:32

Call me over like a dog? Cool, we don't have the beer you're looking for.

petty-revenge-stories:

So, it’s Super Bowl weekend and I work for a grocery store that also sells beer, outside of a certain super bowl teams city. As some of you all would know, ANYBODY that sells beer during this weekend will get extremely busy

It’s between 6-7 o'clock and already on a nine hour. At this point I have a line of about 6 people. Then A man walks in who we’ll call Keegan because I swear I thought the guy was Keegan-Micheal Key at first.

Keegan walks in and stand nearby the register, he then asks as I’m ringing someone out

Keegan: “Excuse me, do guys have have soandso IPA?”

Me: “I believe so, here I’ll come and look once I’m done here?”

He gives me the ok and I continue with the guy I’m ringing up. Now I can’t leave this line behind until it’s gone, the problem was people kept coming in, once I was was finished with a guy, another one came in. Once I was down to the fifth guy. Keegan comes back and does the unthinkable.

Keegan: “snapsnap* HEY! snapsnap* Can. You. Help. Me????”

He snaps at me like a dog, like really, do you not see this line of people? Then I have to put on my b.s. Customer service smile and say

Me: “sure sir, I would be MORE than happy too. Just give me a minute. Just let me finish up with this line. You know how us Eagles fans are.”

He rolls his eyes and sighs, they guy I’m ringing up does the same (to him not me). Then after about a couple of minutes, there’s no line, it before I could even come around and help him, he pops his head out of an aisle and says it again

Keegan: “HEY!”

Me: “I don’t worry I’m coming”

We look at the fridge doors we have and don’t see it stocked

Me: “Here I’ll go in the back and check real quick”

Keegan: “You better be quick, I don’t have time for this shit anymore”

Not surprised by the reaction but sick of his shit, i go to the back freezer and “look around” but then, I see it , the last one. It glistened in the light due to the ice as it was the Holy Grail IPA that was more important than anything else. Do I dare touch the forbidden beer give it to the man. Fuck no. I walk my ass out of the freezer and inform him

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we currently don’t have it in stock right now, but we’re getting a pallet tomor-

Keegan: “Are you fucking kidding me? All that time for nothing?? Fuck this”

Then he walks his happy ass out of the store as I help the 3 customers waiting.

(source)

00:23
00:22

Greedy aunt served after screwing my family over.

prorevenge:

I’ve had a story I wanted to share for a while now, but decided to let it come to an end, before posting it. Now, that I came back from the notary about an hour ago, I can finally close this chapter of my life. So here it goes. Long but worthy!

I’d like to start with the fact that I live in Russia, and am NOT a good story teller. So if you have any questions, please let me know, I’ll try to clarify.

This all begins about 3 years ago, at my grandma’s funeral. She passed away at the age of 73 leaving behind three sisters (one of which committed suicide long ago), a plethora of grand kids and quite a lot of real estate. When the paperwork tsunami regarding inheritance started, something began to smell fishy. My alive aunt was extremely hesitant in giving us the death certificate, so we could start filing for inheritance. Things started to get complicated and confusing, so I had to take over all the paperwork and to help my mother out.

I find out, that the apartment my grandmother lived in, for some reason no longer belonged to her, but was signed off to the kids of my aunt. Uppon further inspection, I realized that most of my grandmother’s belongings were signed off to my aunt long before my grandmother’s death.

Keep reading

February 05 2018

23:32

ddestr0yedd:

amarlex:

i dont think its a coincidence that “BEGONE, THOT” and the shouts from skyrim have the same cadence and number of syllables

BE-GONE-THOT!

23:19
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jaspurrlock:

Jesse, get a grip.

23:15
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christurd:

joeysparklezdudkiewicz:

Ok but this is an iconic life hack

doing this

23:07

gaslightgallows:

2srooky:

mamawerecat:

mylittleredgirl:

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net

Fools. you’re not desperate until you’re staring down an empty word document.

And there it is.

15:09

mjalti:

elioperlman:

mjalti:

elioperlman:

mjalti:

presxge:

mjalti:

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

shut up lol

buy my silence

how much

monthly deposits of $13,999 in my account after expenses, three cars at my disposal one must be mustard yellow at all times, a pet fox, a paid-in-full luxury penthouse IN manhattan WITH a doorman specifically named Charles who does not go by “charlie” (ever), bonds, stocks, health care benefits, and a minimum 14 year agreement to fulfill the listed above ADJUSTED for inflation

i can’t do the fox

Of course you can’t “do the fox”. to get me a fox would require a personality, an attitude, and a nonstop resilience to overcome the Law. The fox was never the requirement. It was the test. So back to the point. Must be nice to be rich & have no personality.

15:06

blad-the-inhaler:

valucard:

tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons

non-Tumblr: ha stupid fangirls fainting over yaoi and microagressions all day lol

Tumblr: Do You Understand There Are Train-Fetishizing Nazis Here

15:05

Another reason to stop ‘cringe culture’

fullyrealisedlegend:

I’m a teacher. Today I was covering for a grade 9 science class. Decent kids, if a bit rowdy, and didn’t want to do their work. Wtv, it was textbook work. Not the point.

1 girl (reminder that these kids are, like, 14/15) was doodling bust portraits (head & shoulders) in an art book. I had a squiz and asked her if they were her characters. She said they were and excitedly told me she had so many characters for this one story of hers. I laughed about how I wished I could draw mine, and moved on.

Later in the class, I hear her enthusiastically telling her friend all about her main OC - a gay kitsune prince with a tragic past. It was so, pure, classic Deviant Art: my first OC. And you know what? I loved it. I was just sitting there half overhearing, smiling to myself and glad that her friend was engaging and interested in her story and characters.

This is a girl who will become a creator. She will draw and write and imagine, get better and better. She’ll probably move past this stage and start making more nuanced characters (she was already lamenting she didn’t have enough girl OCs). But this is where she started. This is where so many of us started. I had a tiger catgirl, goth witch/sorceress OC in high school. I found my original design for her recently. Look what I create now.

Let kids be kids. Let them explore and invent and go wild and be cliche and make overpowered OCs. Let them have their anthropomorphic animal OCs. Let them try everything before they settle into maturity.

For fucks sake; let them have fun.

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